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Here are a couple of top 10 lists.
Worst Pledging Excuses 10.) We Didn't have enough time to learn our information 9.) Our pledge master never met with us on the side 8.) We all have to come together . . . that's what makes us late 7.) We figured . . . (any sentence started with this way is bad) 6.) We had a test today (How long does it take to memorize one definition anyway?) 5.) We aren't feeling good (Gee, you could have fooled me at 2 a.m. last night when you were showing off those new dance steps at one of the local taverns with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in other. Hey, when did you start smoking anyway?) 4.) We don't know the phrase of the day, because everything written on the board is bad these days. 3.) When asked, "When will you know that information?" The answer is invariably dead silence or the familiar "I don't know" 2.) We had to go back home and get our ____. (Then why the hell didn't you get your brain when you were there?) 1.) You mean we can't take our original badges back off the door?
Worst Excuses for not paying dues 10.) I'm broke (How about that beer your drinking? Did you pay for that? duh a duh 9.) I have to wait for my loan check to come in 8.) I thought I paid my dues 7.) I thought that bingo scholarship would come through. Oh, I forgot you actually have to work bingo to be eligible. 6.) I'm not participating in pledging . . . Do I still have to pay my dues? 5.) I don't have the money now (hmmm you sure had a whole fist full of it for that stripper at Southern Comfort last night) 4.) You mean we have to pay dues to remain active? 3.) He/she didn't pay their dues yet, why should I? 2.) I'll just go inactive this trimester. (A sure fire way to see them more than you did the whole previous year.) 1.) "I'm broke," O.K., How about $5 per week? "I'm still broke."
Do some of these sound familiar? So what's your best excuse for not paying your alumni dues?
Worst Excuses for Not Cleaning the House 10.) I'm the 1st V.P. . . I'm supposed to delegate the work 9.) What a mess !!(as the member kicks the trash out of their path) 8.) I mowed the @#%* lawn!! It's not my turn yet @#%*!! 7.) So, when does pledging begin? 6.) THAT'S NOT MY MESS!!! (Our most famous one) 5.) Let the pledges clean it up . . . it's their job (Unfortunately that room can't be brought to the first floor) 4.) Don't touch that, leave it for the @#%* pledges 3.) People who live in the house should clean that up 2.) I'm not cleaning the bathroom, everyone uses that (As the room starts to look more and more like science project gone wrong) 1.) I'm a man, why should I have to dispose of used feminine products? I don't use them.
Please e-mail me input for the next update: 1. Your favorite DD Pi memory. 2. Your funniest DD Pi memory. 3. Funny stories 4. Top Ten Lists 5. Anything that is
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